{SOT} GO SPATCH!

[Fasheem]

Look at the shizshe of that -urp- target!

*grabs some Friskies (Halibut and Smoked Salmon, mmm-MM) flings at kitty*

There ya go kittiesh. Hey! Vere did all deesh kittiessh come from?

[MoonbeamDancer]

I'm a cat/human hybrid. Think the show CATS

~Gets showered with cat food.~ HEY!!! Oh, now you're asking for it! ~scoops up some corn beef hash and flings it back.~

[Fasheem]

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Heh. Eat catsh food catsh -urp- woman!

*flings another gob of aromatic moist cat food*

Hope ya enjoy-woy the chunksh of real turkey!

NO! Not da hash! Now my cham-pag-nee is all yucky. *sniff*

[Fasheem]

Pickled eggsh? What kind of -urp- bar do you go to? Oopshiesh. Maybe I shouldn't of drunked all dat Guinesh- Guinsh... shtuff. Not ushed to it. Gonna -urp- pash out.

Oh yeah...

*dumps huge pile of stinky cat food (Ocean Whitefish in Sauce!) on everyone*

You allsh looked like kittiesh to me...

[Slartibartfast]

*smacks Fasheem upside the head with the tuna*

You're drunk, buddy. You must treat the Guinness with respect! It is much stronger than us all! Look, that can just threw some cat food at me!

*takes the honey bear out of back pocket and starts spraying*

BWAHAHAHA! You all knew this was coming!

I was trying to make a peace offering to Beamie before I whipped out the honey.

[MoonbeamDancer]

~screams~ Fasheem!!! ~Shakes off food.~

Father of mine the me where have you been? Yeah, I just close my eyes and the world disappears.

[Fasheem]

*Fasheem twitches slightly*

*mumble* I needsh a shignatshure. *mumble* Maybe... *mumble*

*Fasheem falls face first into the pickled eggs with honey*

[Slartibartfast]

And now, after the honey, Slarti takes a bow and leaves before she is moderated.

Boy, it's HOT in here! Mit started it! Honest!

[Elwing]

*Elwing scrapes some sticky brie from her nose and sucks some honey out of her hair. Now that was fun. Now, anyone for a pan-galactic gargle blaster?*

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[Fasheem]

Mmmm. Eggsh.

Fasheem hash a shignatshure! Fasheem will now take a -urp- bow at her clever and orishinal shignatshure. I such a -urp- wit.

*Fasheem leans against the wall and gets stuck* Shtupid wall.

~Fasheem

Who tinksh Jeff Martin'sh very shekshy